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   messageicon Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:25 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:59 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
←Rate | 08-31-2010 21:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 15:02 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:15 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Besides the fact that random people are bursting into flames walking down the street, It's beautiful outside!
←Rate | 08-21-2010 18:05 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 14:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Nigerian goalkeeper is refunding money for anybody that was disappointed with their performance at the World Cup. He said, a representative will contact you via email. Please give them your bank account #s and pin information...
←Rate | 07-13-2010 11:39 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:23 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!
←Rate | 08-09-2010 17:19 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 10:29 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as "my disabled son". Apparently the correct term is "daughter"!?!?
←Rate | 09-09-2010 01:41 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad, If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 21:28 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 14:25 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
←Rate | 09-01-2010 16:56 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....
←Rate | 07-29-2010 11:35 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex-girfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 18:26 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the past, people got fired putting that they hate their job on facebook. well I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY JOB! --hope this works for me.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know the economy is bad when you walk by a can on the ground and think: dammit I should've picked that up!
←Rate | 08-16-2010 13:52 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA Wives is a better name than "The Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends of ex-Miami Heat players that weren't really that good except for maybe Shaq...
←Rate | 05-17-2010 01:46 by geez Comments (0)  



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