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   messageicon Gas stations need to have a happy hour..
←Rate | 03-15-2011 11:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 09:38 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright, who left the bag of idiots open..
←Rate | 11-10-2010 14:28 by Wolf Comments (1)  


   messageicon Somthing always tells me, be camera ready when I go into Walmart..
←Rate | 11-12-2010 12:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon First the doctor gave me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me..
←Rate | 01-01-2011 14:04 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess we should have been more specific about wanting a government shake up..
←Rate | 08-23-2011 17:45 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember as we are planing for our tomorrows, our brave soilders are giving theirs today.. Have a safe an wonderful Memorial weekend everyone!!
←Rate | 05-27-2011 09:03 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. Maybe I should be a politician..
←Rate | 11-02-2010 17:51 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live,Laugh, Love if that doesn't work- Raise, Aim and Fire..
←Rate | 03-31-2011 15:29 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Satan called, he wants his weather back..
←Rate | 07-21-2011 09:01 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time someone tells you that you look familiar,tell them you wore a condom!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 21:54 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
←Rate | 10-31-2010 13:47 by Wolf Comments (2)  


   messageicon Nothing says your celebrating the birth of are Nation, like the smell of Gunpowder and Beer..
←Rate | 07-03-2010 13:14 by Wolf Comments (3)  


   messageicon I've been calling this random number asking for John all day with diffrent voices.. When I get home I'm going to call him back and say "this is John, do I have any messages"..
←Rate | 04-01-2011 13:33 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon When in doubt, whip it out..
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:30 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want bright eyed and bushy tailed, go chase a squirrel!
←Rate | 01-24-2011 12:19 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were you, I'd get a helmet and some crayon's and call it a day..
←Rate | 03-03-2011 19:11 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon X Did you Just say somthing, or did your brain fart..
←Rate | 09-23-2010 06:30 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
←Rate | 02-09-2011 12:29 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only Royal Crown I'm interested in at 4am is some Crown Royal..
←Rate | 04-28-2011 18:09 by Wolf Comments (0)  



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