Funny Status Message #13614

X is "never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard on and never, ever trust a fart." Jack Nicholson
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# 13499 advises; never pass a bathroom, never waste a woody and never, ever trust a fart.
# 71444 Well I just watched Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" in the middle of the night on my night off all by myself. I'm not scared or anything but I wish my wife were awake so she could walk me to the bathroom. That's ok though....I can hold it.
# 7271 I don't want Jack Nicholson on my wall when he can't even protect a thriteen year old from Roman Polanski

←Rate | 01-28-2010 00:11 by Big Mac | Tags: Approved

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