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X is How much horsepower does your horse have?
X says Multiply that by infinity & take it 2 the depths of forever & then you will have some vague idea what I'm talkin about...
X says death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
X says as Vice-President of Toyota I would like to say please dial 1800-our-bad.
X says on the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
X says when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
X Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.
X says if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
X says it's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
X Earth is full. Go home.
X says all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
X says don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
X Only a few of us have that special talent to trip UP the stairs.
X says if I'm not back in five minutes.....call Obama. He'll know what to do
X says do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
X The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...
X I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
X says I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I'm going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You'll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.”
X Squirrels - Nature's Speedbumps
X says life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end> the faster it goes...