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X is How much horsepower does your horse have?

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X says Multiply that by infinity & take it 2 the depths of forever & then you will have some vague idea what I'm talkin about...

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-25-2010 21:57 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-26-2010 16:36 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says as Vice-President of Toyota I would like to say please dial 1800-our-bad.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-04-2010 18:02 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says on the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-14-2010 11:29 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-17-2010 18:36 by Aaron Comments (0)

X Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-19-2010 09:31 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-19-2010 16:49 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says it's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-19-2010 16:52 by Aaron Comments (0)

X Earth is full. Go home.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-21-2010 11:35 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 21:02 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-28-2010 21:08 by Aaron Comments (0)

X Only a few of us have that special talent to trip UP the stairs.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-10-2010 12:25 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says if I'm not back in five minutes.....call Obama. He'll know what to do

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-13-2010 17:50 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-16-2010 15:33 by Aaron Comments (0)

X The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-16-2010 15:38 by Aaron Comments (0)

X I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

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X says I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I'm going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You'll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.”

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-16-2010 15:53 by Aaron Comments (0)

X Squirrels - Nature's Speedbumps

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-16-2010 20:11 by Aaron Comments (0)

X says life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end> the faster it goes...

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-17-2010 19:39 by Aaron Comments (0)