Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Do you really have to like everything on Facebook....????
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08-12-2010 17:07 by @Steady
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People used to protest things... Now they just join Facebook groups named 1,000,000 strong against ___________ .
The Hoff's singing is huge in Germany. He should be proud. Germans have always been known 4 their sound judgment
I wouldn't feel too good about yourself... "inner beauty" is just a nice way of saying you're fat.
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08-19-2010 04:00
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Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
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04-06-2010 20:06 by Joser
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wondering why they call it Joy dish soap when people hate to wash the dishes?
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04-08-2010 13:30
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When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it's not a trap door.
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04-22-2010 16:01 by cj
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"Old people need to urinate all the time... That's why they call it the golden years"
working on his six pack, of beer that is!
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05-21-2010 16:03
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I bought a treadmill today.It's giving me a run for my money
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05-26-2010 13:44 by sellers
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out cow died so we don't need your bull
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05-26-2010 19:01 by Aaron
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sick and is therefore listening to The Cure.
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06-08-2010 19:01 by Joser
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Spys search social networking sites like Facebook for info. It would be great if we could just start posting all kinds of bogus info just to mess with their searches!
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06-12-2010 09:37
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Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
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06-19-2010 12:57
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"Wonder Bread , Fluff and Skippy" a timeless combination
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01-03-2010 15:36
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thinks throwback week is almost as much fun as post your bra color week.
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01-13-2010 19:25 by jake
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Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.
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02-04-2010 22:44
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99% of all women leave there mouth open while applying the makeups, 1 % dont have mirrors
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02-12-2010 12:01
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There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
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02-25-2010 13:39
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...just got back from embarrassing himself in front of the Queen. She really doesn't have any idea what a "tea bag" is, and now I'm not allowed withing 1,000 meters of her...
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03-01-2010 12:52
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