snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   I am thinking todays topic with my psychiatrist is going to be "When someone asks me if I have a snow blower.....why do I always picture my ex and Frosty the snowman"

   I'm giving up snow for lent

   In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.

   Well.... If this snow fall is the weathermans idea of 7 inches- I bet his wife is a very disappointed woman................

   My “we had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to get to school” story will be about taking 4 hours to download an mp3 with a 28k modem in 1995.

   For Free, 5 foot of snow....you pick up and haul (from my drive) First 10 people get a free glass of ice water with it.....limited supply so hurry fast.

   How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints.

   According to Nostradamus Prophecies, Politicians can resist a Nuclear Winter, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a direct Meteor Impact, the Jehovah's Witnesses & Mormons. But not a Sequester!

   Alright Winter, we get your point. You're a force of nature okay? I'll quit mocking you when I'm talking to the other seasons

   Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..

   March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!

   Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...

   David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter

   Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!

   What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!

   My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

   It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.