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   messageicon I wonder if Miley Cyrus's foam finger will be sold on Ebay? Pretty sure there will have to be a disclosure stating "Warning: Smells Like Shame"
←Rate | 08-29-2013 09:26 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s a thin line between “I should do a joke about that” and “I should talk to my therapist about that”
←Rate | 06-11-2013 13:27 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the Moms: "Happy Mothers Day"! And to all the Dads: "Happy Sunday.. Mother Fu€Kers"!!
←Rate | 05-12-2013 11:42 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just found an old box of condoms in my dresser, than I noticed the "use by" date....... As if I'm not under enough pressure! It's been a slow year.
←Rate | 07-21-2013 16:35 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have a new Pope! I'm just waiting for Kanye West to jump out on the balcony and interrupt!
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:09 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my calculations, 2025 is going to be the best year ever - I will finally run out of Conditioner the same time as the Shampoo, It's the little things in life I tell ya!
←Rate | 03-17-2014 10:18 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my daughter grows up, I'm going to start reading her Facebook status's before bedtime. Just so she understands the importance of staying in school!
←Rate | 02-09-2014 09:31 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think homeless people would have more money for food if they didn't spend it all on black markers, cardboard signs and collection cups.....
←Rate | 07-14-2013 10:34 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now would be the best time for the Pope to make a Harlem Shake Video!
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:30 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really don't need a girlfriend.... Facebook always ask what I’m thinking, Twitter's asking me what I’m doing, and Foursquare is always asking me where I'm at. All I need to do is find a way to have the Internet make me a sandwich!
←Rate | 07-27-2013 08:54 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember that Ex that we all thought we’d never get over? What's her name again?
←Rate | 05-08-2013 20:43 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon "All guys are the same!" Well you should know, You tried them all!!
←Rate | 04-11-2013 15:12 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a club and they played “The Twist”, I did the twist. They played “Jump”, I jumped. They played “Come on Eileen”…well, I got kicked out for that one.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 18:01 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well this morning I woke up in a box under my tree... I guess I should of been more specific when I told Santa "I want the sexiest person alive for Christmas"!
←Rate | 12-25-2013 10:43 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or are Dating sites costing more than a date now? I just want to go back to the day of throwing a rock and dragging her off her feet.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:21 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women check me out all the time!! I'm pretty selective on which lane I go to when leaving a store.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:54 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would it be wrong of me to ask my Priest to install Wi-Fi in our Church?
←Rate | 03-29-2013 10:26 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was excited about spending some time on my treadmill this morning, but I don't know where I put my roller-blades. ugh.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 10:34 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


   messageicon I LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy! I HATE when the lady in the laundromat tries to take them back! :(
←Rate | 01-27-2013 17:17 by Jeffafa Comments (1)  


   messageicon My new pick-up line: "I have a full tank of gas!"
←Rate | 06-06-2013 13:52 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


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