love Funny Status Messages

   I've never been that "Super Thug gangsta, keep going to jail type of black guy" I'm more of a "keep a steady job, continue college, love God and my country type of black guy" regardless I still love fried chicken and watermelon.. keep it real my friends

   I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

   Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.

   You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

   If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.

   Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head

   If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....

   I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.

   love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......

   ˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."

   I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary.

   Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.

   Love yourself, just don’t do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior.

   All this restraining order means is that I love you too much.

   When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.