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   messageicon If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:12 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful." -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:28 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon That "dammit" moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like "Now what do I do...?"
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody else check their keyboard after somebody mispells something to see how close the letters were?
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:11 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:29 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get a Jury Summons, I figure I can just send them a link to my Facebook page to get out of it.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:04 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a kind and generous person, except for those days when, for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everyone.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:06 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get Amnesia, don't waste Thousands of Dollars taking me to a Psychologist. Just show me my Facebook account.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:40 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon My "I hate you" face must look very similar to my "tell me more" face. I'll have to work on that.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 07:13 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing quite like the pang of disappointment you feel when you realize that you have pressed the wrong button on the vending machine as you stare at that damn granola bar instead of a hunny bun.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 10:34 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon To make a long story short...I walk away.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 08:05 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon refuses to swallow my pride. The last thing I need in my diet right now is more empty calories.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:02 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Me, I just wanted to remind you that it's okay to say "No" once in awhile. I'll let you in on a little secret-the world will go on! Love, Me
←Rate | 02-25-2012 18:19 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old lady..." I want them to worry, "I hope she's not armed..."
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:03 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their "mental status" in addition to each new status update.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:30 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was carrying groceries to the house the other night, when Justin Bieber played on my mp3 player. Had to bang my head on the trunk until my earphones fell out.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 16:14 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 12:17 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something.
←Rate | 02-08-2012 11:01 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who are on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 05:56 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fart, because it's the only gas I can afford.
←Rate | 02-09-2012 09:15 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  



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