Funny Status Message #43779

X I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."
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←Rate | 01-24-2011 16:05 | Tags: Approved

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Thursday June 21, 2012 @ 11:46 PM

Lmao https://www.facebook.com/Surhater

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