love Funny Status Messages

   Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.

   If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.

   You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

   Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head

   I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.

   If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....

   Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.

   love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......

   Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.

   I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary.

   ˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."

   Love yourself, just don’t do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior.

   All this restraining order means is that I love you too much.

   When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."

   I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!

   I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.

   To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

   hippies want to save the trees, but they love to read books

   They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.