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Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.
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02-09-2012 08:12 by CindyAnn
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You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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02-25-2011 19:38
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Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head
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04-16-2011 03:21 by ff1241
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I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....
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09-30-2012 17:15 by snotty
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Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.
love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......
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02-15-2012 13:21
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Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.
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04-08-2012 04:33
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I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary.
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11-09-2012 02:11
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˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."
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04-10-2010 13:48
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Love yourself, just don’t do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior.
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01-25-2014 03:43 by Czovczov
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All this restraining order means is that I love you too much.
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09-14-2012 09:34 by Baddie
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When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."
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04-11-2012 21:20 by HiYourJon
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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
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03-03-2013 06:11 by Baddie
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To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
hippies want to save the trees, but they love to read books
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05-18-2010 20:03
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They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.
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11-04-2010 15:28 by Aaron
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