Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I just LeBron Jamesed my pants. Is that a thing yet?
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07-09-2010 16:46 by Joser
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BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James.
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07-09-2010 16:45 by Joser
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changing the name of MTV to Empty V. Thanks to shows like the Hills, this channel officially sucks balls now
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07-09-2010 16:25
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ya ever notcie that the most comfortable one can be in bed is always one minute before you have to get up?
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07-09-2010 16:23 by Yaj
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if you're tired of waiting...just count 1 to 100...if it's still not there, count 1 to 200... if it's still not there, just count 1 to 10... if still nothing happens, then accept the fact that it's not meant for you..
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
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07-09-2010 15:27
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Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you..
If only those tight shirts with the bedazzled wings on the back that some guys wear would allow them to fly far, far away, the world just might be a better place.
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07-09-2010 14:30 by randizzle
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You know...Barbie has an awful lot of nice things for a girl whose knees do not bend.
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07-09-2010 13:18 by Randizzle
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If only those tight shirts with the bedazzled wings on the back that some guys wear would allow them to fly far, far away, the world just might be a better place.
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07-09-2010 13:17 by randizzle
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I appreciate that Motel 6 will leave the light on for me, because otherwise, I'm certain I would be murdered in their parking lot.
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07-09-2010 13:16 by randizzle
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wondering what if the RIP letters will be replaced to BRB?
my ex-boyfriend thinks I miss him, but I don't miss him, I miss his d!@k... Unfortunately, there's no way to separate the two... not legally anyway!
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07-09-2010 11:28 by bex
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Carefull..the owner of this account that you're about to view is too hot...
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07-09-2010 11:23 by elaine
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coming to the realization that it takes a lot of balls to learn how to play golf
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07-09-2010 11:22 by Cole
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To make sure not to lock you small children in the hot car, be sure to leave something important in the back seat like your cell phone.
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07-09-2010 09:26
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if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember things could be worse, you could be from cleveland.
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07-09-2010 08:51 by KingTut
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Guys with phone holsters surely would have been gunned down quickly in the old west.
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07-09-2010 08:41 by Leeferd
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ive taken my adarall and my xanax... I hear you but really dont care what your saying
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07-09-2010 08:27
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gathering rocks to throw at LeBron...Cleveland will STILL ROCK without you!
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07-09-2010 08:21
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