Cole Funny Status Messages

   The 3 stages of love and relationship: 1. Anywhere sex, fairly self explanatory. 2. Bedroom sex, it only happens here and at night if you aren't too tired 3. Hall Sex, where you walk past each other in the hall and yell "Screw You!"

   coming to the realization that it takes a lot of balls to learn how to play golf

   wondering why so many people spend money they don't have to buy stuff they don't need to impress people they don't like !

   You realise Sylvester Stallone is already working up a script for getting a group of prisoners out of post war North Korea

   thinking.. Don't you hate it when you are having a great memory about a fantastic adventure you had as a kid and then you realise it was actually an episode of "Leave it to Beaver " ??

   it just co-incidence that they chose the most one dimensional movie of the "Star Wars" franchise "The Phantom Menace" to make into the first 3D movie ?

   What do you call the head of North Korea's failed rocket program ?.......The Deceased....!