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X says my ex-boyfriend thinks I miss him, but I don't miss him, I miss his d!@k... Unfortunately, there's no way to separate the two... not legally anyway!
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←Rate | 07-09-2010 11:28 by bex | Tags: Approved

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Friday July 9, 2010 @ 08:41 PM

I thought so x lol

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