Funny Status Message #26300
X says my ex-boyfriend thinks I miss him, but I don't miss him, I miss his d!@k... Unfortunately, there's no way to separate the two... not legally anyway!
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Bex
Friday July 9, 2010 @ 08:41 PM
Friday July 9, 2010 @ 08:41 PM
I thought so x lol
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Friday July 9, 2010 @ 11:46 AM
LMAO!!! Thats a good one...