Funny Status Message #53559
X I haven't dated Miss Right yet, but I have dated Miss Guided, Miss Directed, Miss Conduct, Miss Fire, Miss Demeanor, & Miss Ellaneous.
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Retics
Thursday April 21, 2011 @ 02:40 PM
Thursday April 21, 2011 @ 02:40 PM
Miss Read he just completely messed that one up, or that time when he thought he had crabs with Miss Diagnose. Can't forget about that one he said was a hottie till he saw her again Miss Remembered.
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Thursday April 21, 2011 @ 02:38 PM
You forgot he was also with his favorite Miss Take, the one time with Miss Ter, the bad run with Miss B. Haven, we all know what happened with Miss Conception, and he told me about Miss Leading but I'm not sure if I can believe it. Who can forget failures like Miss Fit who had issues with his size,