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How come when you see it, it's so wrong... But when I pay $2.99 a minute for it, it's ok
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08-17-2013 20:07 by
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I love sitting with her at night, holding hands, imagining life without her.
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10-24-2012 14:26
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A good and funny punishment for any man who hits a woman is to be thrown in a cage full of hungry lionesses. Those b itches don't play.
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11-04-2012 10:20
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If you're undecided...vote for the one that held the most babies...
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11-06-2012 09:08 by
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if Big Foot's actually existed don't you think someone would've found a skeleton by now??
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11-08-2012 17:20
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We have 187 friends in common and I still have no idea who you are...
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11-16-2012 11:39
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Oh crap... you said laser tag? I thought it was taser tag. Well hopefully that kid wakes up soon... sorry about that.
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11-22-2012 15:03 by
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im gonna be late for work tomorrow!!! if they ask why I'm late.. I'll tell them... last night I realized that my family was a priority. so I woke up them up and we chilled.
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12-08-2012 04:03
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It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.
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12-12-2012 21:35 by
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Why does paper beat rock? if you hold a paper in front of your face and I throw a rock at it who wins?
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12-20-2012 09:55 by
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Cleaning out my closet while listening to "Cleanin' out my closet" Priceless.
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01-13-2013 00:19 by
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I have many talents… For example: Sleeping…and Eating…and damn Drinking!
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01-18-2013 21:21 by
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Why is everyone so down on Manti Te'o? When you get right down to it...all relationships are imaginary.
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01-20-2013 00:58 by
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it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.
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02-03-2013 23:37 by
Buddy
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always place women on high pedestals, it helps you look up their skirts better.
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02-04-2013 08:18
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#1 female lie: "I have a headache" #1 male lie: "I'm on my way"
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03-06-2012 22:51
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Tomorrow is Steak and BJ Day. I won't be celebrating. It's not like anyone would treat me to Steak and Berry Juice anyway...
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03-13-2012 21:45
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Encyclopaedia Britanica is going out of print after 244 yrs & I know that for a fact cos I read it on the Internet.
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03-14-2012 15:26 by
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While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
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03-18-2012 13:54 by
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sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
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03-20-2012 14:28 by
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