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X is #1 female lie: "I have a headache" #1 male lie: "I'm on my way"
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# 11110 Electricians even know that there are "male" connectors and "female" connectors on wiring and such. You can try plugging "male" to "male" or "female" to "female", but it's a ludicrous effort.
# 183466 Did you know oranges can be male or female? If it squirts in your eye without warning it's a male and if it's bitter for no reason it's a female.
# 18156 How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

←Rate | 03-06-2012 22:51

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