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   messageicon I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 23:11 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at flooring?
←Rate | 03-24-2010 15:52 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 12:31 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 12:25 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 01:23 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shoutout to God for not giving wings to spiders.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:20 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
←Rate | 08-06-2014 15:41 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon it just me or does everyone look into a mirror and then look for the "Like" button.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:37 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Reality is: Nice and Decent is Boring. Girls want to be excited, thrilled, Led and still believe that their mate listens to them. Don't hate the players, work on your game.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 14:50 by Buddy Comments (0)  


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