Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
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07-06-2011 07:12
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the hardest part of working in a restaurant is how your throat hurts after spitting in all those orders
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08-04-2011 13:25
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Just saw a baby with a shirt that said, not everything stays in Vegas.
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09-12-2011 16:49 by Jason
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Buckwheat Word Of The Day: Dictate "I aks Darla wen she give me a bIow job how my dictate."
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10-12-2011 18:41 by Mick F
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I won't believe Obama is black until he shows me his irresponsible father certificate.
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12-27-2012 08:21
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R.I.P. Amanda Todd ..We will miss you . . <----------------
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10-14-2012 02:37 by The World
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in bed by 9, and home by 11..
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02-22-2010 12:23 by Yaj
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Thinks Whitney had her own pre-grammy party. grammy of coke, grammy of heroin, grammy of.......
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02-12-2012 08:30
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said "This dumbass put my cape on backwards."
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09-13-2011 21:43
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• BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.

. Glad trump has not accomplished anything. If he had, we be worse off then we are now.
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08-16-2017 00:05
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Actors like Carrie Fisher claimed Trump would never be their president. I hope the others follow her lead!
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12-29-2016 23:57 by DrestinB
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this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
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05-26-2010 22:54 by one
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supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
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10-20-2010 00:32 by levon
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Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... on 4 months of sobriety.
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11-25-2011 04:10 by 2Good4You
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"focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "
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09-29-2008 18:09 by Kitty Cat
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I tried Obama's 1-800 number...... It's is a disaster too. Your best bet is to stuff an ObamaCare application into a bottle and throw it in the ocean.
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10-21-2013 16:13 by sully
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dancing naked on your roof.
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01-02-2009 15:06
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the answer
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03-08-2009 20:19
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And Jesus said to His disciples, "Follow me....on twitter."