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   messageicon 3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you dissapear if you tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school *poof* Blonde: I think- *poof*
←Rate | 05-13-2011 03:21 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:54 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2011 08:22 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me or I can choose to move the f*ck on and leave it behind me.
←Rate | 10-05-2011 03:52 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive
←Rate | 10-05-2011 03:50 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 03:56 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 02:06 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to spend her cab money on more shots and just get an ambulance home
←Rate | 04-12-2011 08:32 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its funny how parents say its their house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too
←Rate | 11-16-2011 03:50 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 08:32 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People you may know = People I'm ignoring & already know
←Rate | 04-12-2011 08:34 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon • Here's to our husbands and boyfriends: May they never meet!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 08:29 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:43 by Nomalungelo Comments (1)  


   messageicon You know you're in South Africa when people talk about robots when they really mean traffic lights.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 08:41 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:42 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life
←Rate | 07-26-2011 04:55 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts
←Rate | 04-08-2011 03:22 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 08:19 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The feelings I used to get when I was in relationships at age 13 were the best, now they're just dreadful
←Rate | 11-16-2011 03:52 by Nomalungelo Comments (0)  


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