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   messageicon thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
←Rate | 01-19-2010 21:16 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 08:28 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon the difference between an in-law and an out-law is that outlaws are wanted....
←Rate | 02-20-2011 16:59 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon after all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the hands-down favorite to win the 3-legged race.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 21:22 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves long walks...especially when taken by people who annoy me.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:26 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon “We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing”
←Rate | 05-08-2010 22:11 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon been married for 20 years and has sex almost every day....almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.....
←Rate | 01-04-2012 09:46 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
←Rate | 12-18-2009 22:43 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks...the difference between my boss and the pope? The pope only expects me to kiss his ring
←Rate | 06-09-2011 23:42 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you fall, I'll be there - The Floor
←Rate | 01-29-2012 17:58 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
←Rate | 12-25-2009 17:46 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's better to be "over the hill" then under it.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 16:37 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon annoyed that he can't play UNO. The Mexican's keep stealing my green cards.
←Rate | 01-07-2010 10:05 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says if you want to feel skinny, hang out with a group of fat people.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 11:51 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories
←Rate | 12-17-2009 12:44 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Preserve nature....pickle a squirrel.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 20:37 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to remember the "Golden Rule"....whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
←Rate | 05-05-2010 09:30 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to think of the word "Politics". Poly means "many" and "ticks" are blood sucking creatures.
←Rate | 01-04-2010 21:02 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks..what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 15:58 by mullerman Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.
←Rate | 01-02-2010 13:03 by mullerman Comments (0)  



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