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   messageicon I don't usually talk to people who use the words "SWAG," or "YOLO." But when I do, I order a large fry.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:20 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard you, I only said "Huh?" to buy myself time to make sure I answer your question correctly.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 07:33 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a dream that this woman was trying to kill me with a butcher knife...which makes me think the woman of my dreams is not someone I should be looking for.
←Rate | 10-24-2010 14:29 by jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard the news Bobby Brown is still alive
←Rate | 02-11-2012 21:46 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon bad decisions make good stories.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 02:31 by Jason Comments (2)  


   messageicon Thinks someone needs to invent a sarcasm font.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 02:31 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its called the Fast Lane, NOT the Speed Limit Lane, so move over!
←Rate | 10-08-2011 23:01 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon The average toddler laughs over 200 times a day. The average adult laughs about 17. At age 42 peekaboo and I got your nose is just not as funny anymore.
←Rate | 04-16-2015 00:15 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 23:14 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a baby with a shirt that said, not everything stays in Vegas.
←Rate | 09-12-2011 16:49 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Guinness in the refrigerator is calling my name with a drunken slur.
←Rate | 08-15-2010 19:29 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon I camped out for 3 days next to my computer to be first to get Missoni swag and then the site crashed when I clicked the buy button..
←Rate | 09-14-2011 00:13 by Jason Comments (0)  



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