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   messageicon thinks we should all deal with things like dogs: if you can't eat it, sniff it, or hump it, then piss on it and walk away!!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 06:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 17:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings Comments (1)  

   messageicon Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 08:40 by Linda Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:18 by Destiiny Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg
←Rate | 03-23-2011 09:57 by tigertracks103 Comments (1)  

   messageicon : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know its hump day but get off my leg.
←Rate | 02-10-2011 14:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 09:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?
←Rate | 12-01-2010 14:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(
←Rate | 11-03-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 08:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.
←Rate | 09-10-2010 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.
←Rate | 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.
←Rate | 06-04-2010 13:48 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...
←Rate | 04-21-2010 11:01 by dfotravels Comments (0)  

   messageicon so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 09:45 by christy Comments (0)  

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