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   messageicon Dear lady with 4 screaming children at the supermarket.. I would like to either discipline your children or slap you in the face for not learning to control them..
←Rate | 10-25-2010 23:58 by Elbow Comments (18)  


   messageicon give us back Heath Ledger in replacement for the whole cast of the Twilight Series and Justin Beiber.... Fair trade?
←Rate | 10-25-2010 20:14 by Elbow Comments (1)  


   messageicon : the only A+ I've gotten in life is my blood type
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:59 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got my Xmas wishlist back from Santa with a little note attached... It said "LMAO! HELL NO!!!!
←Rate | 12-20-2010 07:47 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a dirty picture of you so I can add it to my Xmas wishlist to send to Santa
←Rate | 10-30-2010 21:10 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon that a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a 'friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 18:01 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon just seen the ex and now sitting here wondering... What was I smoking and drinking throughout THAT whole relationship!
←Rate | 10-25-2010 17:11 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Halloween.. The only time of the year where it's ok to take candy from a stranger
←Rate | 10-29-2010 01:39 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to offer you a helpful tip : Build a bridge.....AND JUMP OFF IT!!
←Rate | 10-25-2010 08:35 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Dear Ex, Don't get your hopes up about the pics of us on Facebook. The reason why I haven't deleted some of the photos is purely because I look good in them.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 23:51 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon accidentally burnt dinner.. probably a good thing I'm dressed like witch for everytime I open the door, smoke from inside the house comes out and the little kids thinks it's cool
←Rate | 10-30-2010 03:22 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon SEX is not the answer!! Sex IS the question... 'Yes' is the answer! :)
←Rate | 10-24-2010 06:10 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon should've known it wasn't going to work out between me and my ex. I'm a Leo and he's an A$$hole.
←Rate | 09-27-2011 05:57 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait til menopause do us part...
←Rate | 10-25-2010 08:07 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Awesome story dude.... Which chapter do you shut the f**k up?
←Rate | 06-24-2011 00:50 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I've got five fingers, the middle one's for you.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 05:06 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Have you ever been the only sober person in a roomful of drunk people? ... Me neither.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 22:16 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't know whether last night's muchness wrapped up all the partying of 2010 or kickstarted another crazy year of fun fun FUN!
←Rate | 01-01-2011 03:35 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon lost the key to my imagination, and now I can't start my unicorn
←Rate | 04-10-2011 19:38 by Elbow Comments (0)  


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