Funny Status Message #35060

Im guessing you dont have kids, do you idiot

Lol!! Dear God, ofcourse I don't have kids by! By choice ofcourse.. I enjoy having the freedom to just get out and do what I want, when I want, where I want :)

What does having kids have to do with it God? Maybe you shouldnt of had them if you cant control them...then again, im sure your a welfare scumbag so in reality I do have kids YOURS!

I want to strangle parents that dont control their kids. I have 3 and I would beat there asses right there in front of everyone if they pulled stupid shit inside a store

I hate bad parents!!!

Sorry God.... The votes are in...! You're a bad parent! And we also vote for Mr Smith to strangle you for thinking it's ok for your kids to run amock while we quietly do our groceries... Lol!! :0p

If my kids act up in the store we leave immediately. I'll leave a full grocery cart if I have to. I don't tolerate bad behaviour from my kids in public, and I certainly don't expect other shoppers to have to tolerate it either.

Is that supposed to impress us ? I think that's worse ! Some poor soul then has to unpack all the stuff you have selfishly abandoned!!

"Some poor soul" who gets paid to do a fucking job and keep the store tidy, so what does it matter.

So why not piss on the grocery cart when you finish shopping ? I'm sure the poor soul won't mind mopping up if he's getting paid to do a job....

"So why not piss on the grocery cart when you finish shopping" - because you could be done for indecent exposure and/or urinating in a public place. That is illegal, leaving a trolley with some shopping in is not.

OK - why not tip the contents of the cart onto the shop floor so the poor soul can pick them up as he's getting paid to do a job anyway ? In fact why don't we all do it to keep the poor soul in work ?! (I love pointless arguments - and always win !)

"OK - why not tip the contents of the cart onto the shop floor" - because you could be done for criminal damage/public order offence/littering. That is illegal, leaving a trolley with some shopping in is not.

"In fact why don't we all do it to keep the poor soul in work"

I'm all for keeping the unemployment figures down, and it saves me money not having to pay for the stuff.

When I was a teenager working in a grocery store, the best thing we did was put stuff back on the shelves. It gave us something different to do.

Rounders doesn't know how to take care of kids whether he has them or not.

Wow.. these comments sure get deep after a few

Have a few more... ;)