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X is brought to you by the letters W T F.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)

X says Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-11-2009 13:44 by Joe Comments (0)

X I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-02-2010 18:45 by Joe Comments (0)

X is wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-19-2010 15:39 by Joe Comments (1)

X Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-07-2010 13:30 by Joe Comments (0)

X is "Runaway" by Kayne West tells his listeners to "have a toast to the douchebags, and to the assholes" throughout his song. So basically, we're having a toast to Kayne.

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-13-2010 14:48 by Joe Comments (3)

X says today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-07-2010 13:42 by Joe Comments (1)

X has come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-09-2010 23:56 by Joe Comments (0)

X is a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-26-2011 13:48 by Joe Comments (0)

X says treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-30-2011 00:29 by Joe Comments (0)

X says , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-31-2011 21:25 by Joe Comments (4)

X says statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-05-2011 08:32 by Joe Comments (0)

X Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe Comments (0)

X Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-20-2011 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)

X is "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-25-2011 16:04 by Joe Comments (0)

X says Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-24-2011 07:26 by Joe Comments (0)

X is Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-29-2011 14:51 by joe Comments (0)

X ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.

<--Rate | Submitted: 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)

X is Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-13-2012 09:46 by Joe Comments (0)

X seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-11-2012 18:58 by joe Comments (0)