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X is brought to you by the letters W T F.
X says Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches
X I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!
X is wondering why American sports use terms like "world series" when no other countries play.
X Build a man a fire he's warm for a day, set him on fire and he's warm the rest of his life.
X is "Runaway" by Kayne West tells his listeners to "have a toast to the douchebags, and to the assholes" throughout his song. So basically, we're having a toast to Kayne.
X says today, when I asked my dad why wedding dresses are white, he replied; "son, all household appliances come in white".
X has come to the conclusion, that boxer briefs are like a bra for my balls
X is a Japanese Atheist. He doesn't believe in Godzilla.
X says treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
X says , "so let me get this straight. Sex and the City is about three hookers and their mom?".
X says statistics show that 1 out of 20 of us live next door to a conivcted pedophile, not me though, I live next to two stunning 16 year olds.
X Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
X Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
X is "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
X says Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!
X is Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating
X 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
X is Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction
X seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.