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   messageicon Today I seen a hitchiker giving me a thumbs up.....I guess he like my Facebook status??
←Rate | 05-24-2011 16:00 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon A homeless man comes up to asking for change,I say"change comes from within" he looked stunned.
←Rate | 07-17-2011 19:38 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon in an open relationship with Maria Shriver
←Rate | 05-18-2011 13:59 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Schwarzenegger, You were a 'Running man' from your 'True Lies',and your 'Predator' ways will have you spending your 'End of Days' with 'Junior'. Good thing it wasn't 'Twins'.(mood:first mistake was going 'Commando')
←Rate | 05-18-2011 17:34 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got in trouble at the movie theaters for putting a 'wet floor' sign infront of the door to"Magic Mike"
←Rate | 07-29-2012 15:59 by Rudedog Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know you have been drinking to much when a cop get's behind your car and you ask yourself if you had been drinking today!
←Rate | 05-24-2011 20:39 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fella's: If your wife says she might be pregnant. Saying"I am pro choice" Is frowned upon......apparently!
←Rate | 05-23-2011 15:21 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call,text,facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you
←Rate | 02-22-2012 16:00 by Rudedog Comments (0)  

   messageicon Believing Harold Camp is kinda like believing O.J. Simpson as a character witness at a murder trial
←Rate | 05-31-2011 19:36 by Rudedog Comments (0)  

   messageicon I watched Abc's show 'Happy Ending'....totally not what I expected. It was a regular show. WTF! haha!!!!(mood:cheated)
←Rate | 04-20-2011 18:51 by rudedog Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!
←Rate | 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Im not saying your chick is ugly at all. She just reminds me of Bald Bull on Mike Tyson's punchout
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:00 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon I ran out of deodorant this morning and tried my wife's Secret deodorant and I can tell you fella's it really is "strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman."
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:21 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon A smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 15:27 by RUDEDOG Comments (0)  

   messageicon Judging from all the Facebooks post,I am coming out with a fragrance that smells like fresh rain!
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:05 by Rudedog Comments (0)  


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