love Funny Status Messages

   I love gamers. While they are busy playing Call Of Duty, I am busy answering their girlfriend's call of duty.

   My girlfriend wants something with lots of diamonds for Valentine's Day. She is going to love this deck of cards!

   So it turns out that "The Love Shack" does, indeed, turn up on your bank statement.

   I keep trying to find love on all the wrong websites.

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! Nope, it's just not working...

   Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......

   If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after.

   People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important

   Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????

   If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?

   I would love to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.

   Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind and I'm flattered.

   Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me.

   love screwing with the minds of the foreign telemarketers "Oh my name is Perry, like Terry but with a P as in Pterodactyl."

   Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Kanye too!

   I love this global warming! Who cares if my Grand kids won't get to see a Polar bear. I didn't get to see a dinosaur, & I turned out ok. At least the melting ice caps will cover Jersey Shore with water, so they won't have to see that either.

   Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.

   If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you

   Ground Control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Check ignition and may God's love be with you.