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   messageicon Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:17 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale: New Nunchucks. Will consider trading for a bag of ice and a new set of marbles.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 01:37 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
←Rate | 06-14-2010 10:23 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, in my world 2+2=5 because I like to add a little extra to make it interesting.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 13:49 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The devil and I go way back. It all started that day we were playing with matches!
←Rate | 10-30-2010 11:27 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎20-30 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
←Rate | 11-29-2011 00:02 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
←Rate | 01-03-2012 17:30 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have just finished my thesis: "Pyrotechnics Lead to prosthetics". Keep all your digits safe! Happy 4th!!
←Rate | 07-04-2010 21:58 by eaglet1122 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I was Home School Valedictorian!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 19:21 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am currently putting together a workout video called "8 Year Abs"
←Rate | 05-28-2011 16:40 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You should not clean a gun while loaded....Unless you're wiping off fingerprints!!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 19:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older and fatter I get the more my underwear makes me feel like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:26 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What makes me so funny? My strict diet of sunshine and unicorn meat!
←Rate | 01-11-2011 15:04 by eaglet1122 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I want to tell you about my dream last night. I don't understand it. It was Greek to me....Έχετε λάβει η στιγμή να μεταφράσει αυτό το όνειρο; έχετε ανάγκη από βοήθεια.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 09:32 by eaglet1122 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is taking my kids to go see the nut cracker this weekend. Of course I'm talking about my mother in law not the show.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 10:29 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon streaming Netflix's through a Blackberry tandem modem. Please don't call. The good part is coming up!!
←Rate | 09-12-2010 08:01 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the only people that can use a disposable razor and NOT cut themselves are people that have been to prison!
←Rate | 09-23-2010 10:20 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Change is good..especially if you wear diapers!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 10:34 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just returned a Rug Dr to Lowes. When asked if it worked ok I responded, "Yep got up all the blood and evidence as promised. I would recommend it to anyone"!
←Rate | 09-22-2010 11:52 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  




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