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Tomorrow is the end? Then I call "SHOTGUN"!!
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For Sale: New Nunchucks. Will consider trading for a bag of ice and a new set of marbles.
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Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
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Sometimes, in my world 2+2=5 because I like to add a little extra to make it interesting.
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The devil and I go way back. It all started that day we were playing with matches!
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20-30 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
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When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
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I have just finished my thesis: "Pyrotechnics Lead to prosthetics". Keep all your digits safe! Happy 4th!!
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I was Home School Valedictorian!
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I am currently putting together a workout video called "8 Year Abs"
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You should not clean a gun while loaded....Unless you're wiping off fingerprints!!
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The older and fatter I get the more my underwear makes me feel like a dolphin trapped in a tuna net.
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What makes me so funny? My strict diet of sunshine and unicorn meat!
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I want to tell you about my dream last night. I don't understand it. It was Greek to me....Έχετε λάβει η στιγμή να μεταφράσει αυτό το όνειρο; έχετε ανάγκη από βοήθεια.
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Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
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My wife is taking my kids to go see the nut cracker this weekend. Of course I'm talking about my mother in law not the show.
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streaming Netflix's through a Blackberry tandem modem. Please don't call. The good part is coming up!!
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I think the only people that can use a disposable razor and NOT cut themselves are people that have been to prison!
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Change is good..especially if you wear diapers!
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I just returned a Rug Dr to Lowes. When asked if it worked ok I responded, "Yep got up all the blood and evidence as promised. I would recommend it to anyone"!
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