Funny Status Message #42662

X says What makes me so funny? My strict diet of sunshine and unicorn meat!
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←Rate | 01-11-2011 15:04 by eaglet1122 | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday January 11, 2011 @ 04:28 PM

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