Funny Status Message #202630

X says My buddy’s wife put him on a strict diet, so now I earn money by selling him Reese’s through the back door.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 42662 What makes me so funny? My strict diet of sunshine and unicorn meat!
# 157730 I've exercised and on a strict diet and I lost 70lbs (true story) but I just found out all I had to do was throw up after I eat. why doesn't everyone do this!
# 153470 Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?

←Rate | 05-03-2021 08:22

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links