srpdrzman Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'srpdrzman': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 1

   messageicon In my day a mouse pad was a place rodents lived, a cursor was someone you avoided, and if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy you sure never told anyone.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 23:17 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Valentine is just like my pinkie toe; eventually I'm gonna bang it on all the furniture in this house...
←Rate | 02-14-2012 11:56 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 09:54 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon overheard at walmart ; customer service needed in the sporting goods, we have a customer by the balls.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 14:44 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎7-eleven, mini-marts, and several gas stations will be closed this week due to a death in the family...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 09:31 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two year olds today can unlock an iphone, open and close apps all by themselves... When I was that age, I was eating dirt
←Rate | 04-30-2015 23:54 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here at Kotex Tampons were not claiming to be number one, were certainly not number two,. But when it come"s to Tampons were right up in there...
←Rate | 08-23-2011 01:41 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever have to have a steel plate in my head,. I'm gonna start me an awsome magnet collection.
←Rate | 05-14-2013 00:10 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get a sore throat often, but when I do I swallow every few minutes to check to see if it still hurts.
←Rate | 07-09-2013 10:51 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told my wife she looked good in that dress that she would either attract attention from a man or a hungry infant.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 20:23 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon 7-11, mini-mart, and several gas stations will be closed due to a death in the family...
←Rate | 05-04-2011 09:50 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son weed whacked the yard without being asked... Impressed yes!! He broke out in a sweat the last time it was his turn to change the toilet paper roll.
←Rate | 05-11-2013 03:30 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The suicide vest bombing instructor at the Al Qaeda School of Martyrdom advised his students too "pay close attention because I'm only going to show you this once".
←Rate | 12-15-2014 09:15 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it
←Rate | 06-04-2012 05:44 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The people of England paid a heavenly price for the wedding of Cap'n Crunch ,. and didnt even get a lousy t-shirt...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 17:31 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In The News: Supreme leader Comrade Kim Jong-un,. Reprimands: Jang Song Thaek, vice chairman of North Korea's highest decision-making body... "When I said to Nuke the Chinese, I meant for you to put the Kung Pao Chicken in the microwave".
←Rate | 12-15-2014 19:07 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seen a couple jogging this morning, he had on black leotards and a black hoodie, not far behind she had white leotards and a white hoodie,. I couldn't help but grine reminded of the old comic strip spy vs spy
←Rate | 10-30-2011 09:35 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points
←Rate | 10-08-2011 08:14 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had a good scare tonight, thought I was experiencing tunnel vision,. Until I looked in the rear view mirror and I realized was wearing my hoodie... "whew"
←Rate | 12-12-2011 09:12 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drfinition of 'vitamin'; What you do when a friend comes to your door.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 16:20 by srpdrzman Comments (0)  


«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left