Friday Funny Status Messages

   Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

   Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....

   Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".

   So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?

   Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front

   i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

   Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

   : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.

   Why do we always have to lose an hour on the weekend to make it shorter? Why cant Spring forward happen on a Friday afternoon so we can leave work earlier for happy hour?

   Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.

   You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!

   Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.

   Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.