Friday Funny Status Messages

   February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.

   I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...

   On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.

   Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....

   Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.

   Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front

   Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...

   My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.

   Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?

   Welcome back, Sunday....it's nice to see you. Stay a while...don't be in such a rush to leave like your friends Friday and Saturday!

   Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

   : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.

   Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.

   Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed

   ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!