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   messageicon So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...
←Rate | 11-09-2012 08:52 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  

   messageicon February 15th. The Black Friday for Chocoholics.
←Rate | 02-15-2012 06:26 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday
←Rate | 11-26-2011 10:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon why dont gas stations have black friday specials
←Rate | 11-25-2011 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...
←Rate | 12-10-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 11:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
←Rate | 11-09-2012 07:57 by MWC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 14:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
←Rate | 02-17-2017 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 15:38 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:27 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 20:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome back,'s nice to see you. Stay a while...don't be in such a rush to leave like your friends Friday and Saturday!
←Rate | 01-31-2010 12:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:08 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 19:50 by Cory Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  

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