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   messageicon Economists are predicting that "black Friday" sales figures will pale in comparison to "the Mayans were wrong Saturday " sales figures...
←Rate | 12-10-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....
←Rate | 11-09-2012 07:57 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 01-13-2017 11:09 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on Hang on..... Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 01-30-2020 06:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 20:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 10:45 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:08 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 19:50 by Cory Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we always have to lose an hour on the weekend to make it shorter? Why cant Spring forward happen on a Friday afternoon so we can leave work earlier for happy hour?
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 09:10 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 04:54 by BOB Comments (0)  


   messageicon You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!
←Rate | 11-23-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  




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