Friday Funny Status Messages

Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:

Search results for status messages containing 'Friday': View All Messages
Page: 3 of 25

   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok great name for a band .".Half Price Drinks" how can you not pack them in on a Friday night with that name on the sign out front
←Rate | 07-26-2011 20:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most immigrants still have a lot to learn about America. Like, if you're going to take a day off, take Friday, not Thursday...
←Rate | 02-17-2017 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 15:38 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:27 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 20:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are you all so excited it's Friday? Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:50 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:08 by onecuwldood Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Friday the 13th. A load of awful make-up, on brain-dead zombies. Hang on. Sorry, wrong channel that was "The View".
←Rate | 01-13-2017 11:09 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 19:50 by Cory Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do we always have to lose an hour on the weekend to make it shorter? Why cant Spring forward happen on a Friday afternoon so we can leave work earlier for happy hour?
←Rate | 03-15-2010 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook Poking Hours: Mon-Friday 7am-10pm Sat 12-11pm Sun Closed
←Rate | 02-21-2011 08:53 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 10:45 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make me think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon You want to save a shtiload of money next Black Friday??? Stay Home!!!
←Rate | 11-23-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the world ends tomorrow, I hope it is after 5:00 pm, because I won't get paid for the holiday if I don't work Friday.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 04:54 by BOB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
←Rate | 08-01-2012 09:10 by Maureen Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 05:08 by rob Comments (0)  

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left