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Oh, let's play that love game where you ignore me constantly and it kills me inside, then I start ignoring you too and it gets your attention!
If you don't love me at my worst, good call. I wouldn't put up with me either.
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10-01-2012 07:41 by Baddie
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If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
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05-24-2013 23:50 by snotty
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My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine.
I went to Jared for my girlfriend's Christmas gift. I'm sure she will love her Subway gift card.
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12-23-2013 10:42
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Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.
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02-09-2011 23:39 by Seddy90
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if you love something and you were dumb enough to let it go then you didn't deserve it in the first place.
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03-26-2011 22:16
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I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop.
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09-06-2010 23:44 by BEGO
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A smile is a sign of joy. A hug is a sign of love. A laugh is a sign of happiness. And a friend like me…Sh*t, that's just a sign of good taste!!
I'm just a boy. In love with a girl. Standing here quietly. Behind your shower curtain. Watching.
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09-06-2012 10:30 by Huck
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My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR
"So You Think You Can Tickle A Polar Bear" is a show that I would love to watch.
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11-16-2012 14:50 by Baddie
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I love piecing my night together one drunk text at a time.
Actually, Jon Bon Jovi, it's Courtney that gave 'Love' a bad name
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05-31-2015 12:02
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Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts.
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09-01-2011 16:15
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back knocking on your door with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
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10-10-2012 13:59 by Czovczov
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e-harmony proves that even people who wear shorts, dress socks and sandals CAN find true love.
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03-04-2011 10:58
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I believe in forgiveness. If someone hurt the ones I love... I'd probably kill that motherf*cker. But I'd forgive myself REALLY quick.
You should have told me that your love has an expiration date.
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12-20-2011 07:54
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Drinking, smoking and fatty foods are taking too long to kill me. I had to fall in love again to speed-up the process.
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04-15-2010 23:18 by Joser
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