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   messageicon You're 10 years old and have a laptop, iPod and BlackBerry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokemon cards.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 08:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:47 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:39 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi welcome to Hollister, Would you like a flashlight?
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:06 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Year 2050 Son: "Dad,how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son..... it all started with a friend request on facebook."
←Rate | 03-26-2011 21:40 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off,too cold. One leg out, perfect,until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it..
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:21 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence :)
←Rate | 03-24-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon That mini-heart attack when you miss one step at the stairs.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 03:56 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to start a women's magazine called "Period". And some months I'll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.
←Rate | 03-31-2010 20:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your In ur bed, it's 6 AM,u close ur eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30,u close your eyes for 5 minutes,it"s 1:31
←Rate | 02-28-2011 20:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Say this fast-  { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it
←Rate | 02-11-2011 20:48 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon My Chemistry teacher asked me if I know the symbol compound of sodium hydrogen. I said NaH.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:43 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 10:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when someone you don't like sends you a friend request, then you decline. Then they send another one.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 07:46 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 12:42 by SEDDY90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl flushes a public toilet with her foot, there is probably a lot of other things she won't do.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
←Rate | 06-03-2011 01:42 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear slut, Has your right leg ever met your left leg?
←Rate | 03-04-2011 23:29 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  



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