love Funny Status Messages

   I love to walk in fog , so nobody knows am smoking (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~

   Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

   we don't choose who you fall in love with, we can only pray that thay fall in love with us too ♥

   a wife is like the suits of a deck of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them when they drive you nuts, and a spade to bury them when their dead

   me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...

   Making fun of Courtney Love is like shooting Heroin in a barrel.

   Who here thinks Kesha's your love is my drug the starting beat of it is like love game by Lady gaga

     The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.

   I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! Nope, it's just not working...

   In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!"

   i would have loved to have a gay dad .. coz all that stuff at school... my dad will beat up ure dad... I would have been able to say .. my dad would shag your dad ... and he would love it

   .i. love \i/

   LOVE is one night stand..........TRUE LOVE is one night stand with same person lifelong..:)

   True love is never having to say "How was I ?"

   I'm going to invent the Facebook Status Flipbook. An animated screen capture collection. Met a new guy (flip), it's only been a week but I Love him (flip), week 2 and I hate him (flip), deleting Facebook (flip), I Love him again.

   making love to your pregnant wife is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked.

   Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

   LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother

   Women say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit none of them will even talk to me.

   Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!