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   messageicon   You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 16:52 by Mduduzi Comments (2)  


   messageicon According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 10:48 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:50 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into her again.
←Rate | 05-07-2010 00:50 by Mduduzi Comments (1)  


   messageicon   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.
←Rate | 05-25-2010 18:21 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:53 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
←Rate | 05-18-2010 10:53 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 07:06 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 10:45 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon   When they say "instant credit," they actually mean "instant debt"!
←Rate | 05-21-2010 17:27 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 10:43 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 14:59 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop telling me to stop drinking; even the bible says He brews.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 15:16 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working for God does not pay much, but His retirement plan is out of this world
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:01 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 09:51 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoid being late, just don't show up!
←Rate | 05-12-2010 12:43 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
←Rate | 03-11-2010 01:30 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful when someone wants to take you to ANOTHER LEVEL, I listened to that and now I am in another level, but much lower than I was before!
←Rate | 05-03-2010 05:54 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon just passed an INCOMPETENCE test with flying colors!
←Rate | 02-23-2010 09:48 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
←Rate | 03-02-2010 06:25 by Mduduzi Comments (0)  


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