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   messageicon SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: The amount of Alcohol consumed can directly increase the amount of facebook activity.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 17:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finds that the best place to pick up women is at the Immigration Office.
←Rate | 06-08-2010 23:13 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only 3 steps to sleeping with alot of women. 1). Have your own place. 2). Have a bar in your place 3). HAVE NO STANDARDS
←Rate | 06-22-2010 12:01 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent study conducted by UCLA just discovered that doing just about anything increases your risk of death.
←Rate | 05-05-2010 17:03 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute? -- tug of whore
←Rate | 05-12-2010 15:42 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 20:11 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally got around to deleting my Twitter account today. It could be that I just paraniod, but I swear somebody was following me...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:35 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon How did the blond get lipstick on her steering wheel? She tried to blow the horn.
←Rate | 08-27-2010 21:12 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you're married...that's a job!!
←Rate | 05-16-2013 09:28 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
←Rate | 08-15-2010 19:58 by Tracy Comments (4)  


   messageicon venting on his Myspace that he cant get on his facebook...
←Rate | 08-23-2010 19:25 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent 100 million dollar study conducted by Harvard University just discovered that running out of money may be the main cause for Bankruptcy.
←Rate | 05-07-2010 14:49 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was reported in the News recently that a former member of the KKK has volunteered to help clean and restore the Gulf. He vows to have the beaches white again in no time.
←Rate | 07-03-2010 02:41 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna rock your WALL!
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:45 by tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Gluttony really is a sin, according to a recent poll, 67% of Americans are going straight to hell.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 17:25 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Kills Al-Qaeda's Number 3 for Nine Thousandth Time
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:24 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon its official, I'm old. I sat down to use the bathroom this morning and teabaged the toilet water!!
←Rate | 07-22-2010 08:47 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds
←Rate | 05-24-2010 19:55 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "
←Rate | 01-17-2009 16:26 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so awesome, that when I go swimming, dolphins appear.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:34 by Tracy Comments (0)  



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