Funny Status Message #29099
X I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
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Tracy
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 09:47 PM
Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 09:47 PM
HUH? Damn, I wish you would have told me this earlier... damn... is it considered murder if its sanctioned by the bible? LOL instead of pleading the Fifth, I will plead the 35:2 LOL
Anonymous
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 02:15 PM
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 02:15 PM
Tell that to the Jewish. They're the ones that go by the Old Testiment
Tracy
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 05:06 PM
Monday August 16, 2010 @ 05:06 PM
Haha really? are you sure about that Anonymous? because im pretty sure the line about homosexuality is only in the old testament as well, but christian quote it out of the ass.
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Sunday August 15, 2010 @ 09:30 PM
HAH! Exodus 35:2 was written by barbarians. I think we've progressed a bit beyond Biblical levels of ignorance. But, not everyone has....