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X says making love to your pregnant wife is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked.
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←Rate | 06-02-2010 13:12 by Tracy | Tags: Approved

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Kauffman
Wednesday June 2, 2010 @ 05:45 PM

Yeah, my wife bought me the first three seasons. Funniest damn show ever. I really like the joke "what do women and dog shit have in common...the older they are, the easier they are to pick up"

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