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X says a wife is like the suits of a deck of cards. You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them when they drive you nuts, and a spade to bury them when their dead
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←Rate | 05-22-2010 08:43 | Tags: Approved

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Saturday May 22, 2010 @ 11:24 AM

THERE is a difference between THERE, THEIR and THEY'RE. Learn them!!

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