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Love is.......having sex with someone when you're sober.
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If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it.
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02-09-2012 08:12 by CindyAnn
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You've just gotta love that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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02-25-2011 19:38
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Before you fall in Love with a girl with spakling eyes. Make sure It's not the sun shining through the back of her head
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04-16-2011 03:21 by ff1241
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I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot.
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If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....
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09-30-2012 17:15 by snotty
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Sunday marks the birth of America, which Americans celebrate by combining their love of drinking with their love of explosives.
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love the scoring system on storage wars..lets see...a broken tricycle, thats $200, used tupperware...$600......
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02-15-2012 13:21
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Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.
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04-08-2012 04:33
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I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary.
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11-09-2012 02:11
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˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."
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04-10-2010 13:48
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Love yourself, just don’t do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior.
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01-25-2014 03:43 by Czovczov
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All this restraining order means is that I love you too much.
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09-14-2012 09:34 by Baddie
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When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."
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04-11-2012 21:20 by HiYourJon
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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot.
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars & trucks team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
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I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
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03-03-2013 06:11 by Baddie
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To people who say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
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hippies want to save the trees, but they love to read books
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05-18-2010 20:03
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They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.
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11-04-2010 15:28 by Aaron
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