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I love gamers. While they are busy playing Call Of Duty, I am busy answering their girlfriend's call of duty.
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11-11-2011 13:01
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My girlfriend wants something with lots of diamonds for Valentine's Day. She is going to love this deck of cards!
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01-27-2012 17:00 by Reznor
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So it turns out that "The Love Shack" does, indeed, turn up on your bank statement.
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03-25-2010 00:29 by Vito
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I keep trying to find love on all the wrong websites.
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06-12-2013 12:41
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the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.
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05-02-2011 09:54 by srpdrzman
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I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! I love doing laundry! Nope, it's just not working...
Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......
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05-15-2012 20:36 by snotty
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If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after.
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01-02-2016 18:44 by Aaron
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People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important
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07-27-2011 19:39 by Greg
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Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????
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02-05-2011 09:28 by BMH
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If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?
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02-21-2011 09:45 by seddy90
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I would love to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.
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07-21-2012 05:15 by flinnie
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Love me or hate me. Either way I'm on your mind and I'm flattered.
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07-04-2013 17:06
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Man I love watching women's curling in the Olympics. It's the only time I get to drink beer while cheering on women sweeping and no one slaps me.
love screwing with the minds of the foreign telemarketers "Oh my name is Perry, like Terry but with a P as in Pterodactyl."
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01-24-2013 15:03
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Dear 2016, for the love of all that's holy... Please take Kanye too!
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12-27-2016 22:14 by gremlinsd
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I love this global warming! Who cares if my Grand kids won't get to see a Polar bear. I didn't get to see a dinosaur, & I turned out ok. At least the melting ice caps will cover Jersey Shore with water, so they won't have to see that either.
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01-10-2012 11:51 by Brett S
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Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.
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03-03-2012 22:45 by BEGO
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If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you
Ground Control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Check ignition and may God's love be with you.
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01-11-2016 14:23
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