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Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back.
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06-22-2010 05:02 by
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When people start a sentence with "Do you know what your problem is..." I interrupt and start telling them all my problems. They never expect that.
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06-22-2010 05:00 by
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Saw a sign at the hospital that said "Family Planning.... Use Rear Entrance". I thought it was good advice.
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06-22-2010 04:45 by
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needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."
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06-22-2010 04:43 by
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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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06-22-2010 04:42 by
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the nashnul spelling bee champion
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06-22-2010 04:29
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it me or is Tosh.0 the greatest freaking show since Flavor of Love???...
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06-22-2010 03:41
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Just wants to make it clear...white men leave their kids too...
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06-22-2010 03:39
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written what you are reading
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06-22-2010 01:52
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don't it look more Spacious in here without the rug?
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06-22-2010 00:06
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Im not saying all IPhone users are douchbags. I am simply saying all douchbags are IPhone users =)
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06-21-2010 23:45 by
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Women should come with Miranda Rights....because if you say the wrong thing, it will come back to haunt you!
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06-21-2010 23:37
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getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Circle'...all done. And I thought this getting into shape thing was going to be hard.
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06-21-2010 22:23
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feed the homeless to the hungry, 2 problems solved......
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06-21-2010 21:59 by
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An Englishman walks into a bar. The American knocks him out, takes his girlfriend, and lives happily ever after. The end.
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06-21-2010 21:07 by
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let's get 1 thing straight...i work for a living,..i dont live for workin'
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06-21-2010 20:04 by
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2 englishmen walk into a dentist... That is it...
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06-21-2010 19:21
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thinks you should probably just let your "Honor Roll" student drive, cause you're very obviously an idiot.
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06-21-2010 19:15 by
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just saw an ugly, pregnant woman and thought, "Good for you."
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06-21-2010 18:41 by
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tired of all the emails I keep getting on how to enlarge my p*nis, especially since I am a woman, so I have forward them to my exhusband
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06-21-2010 18:35 by
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