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   messageicon You know you're a mother when you hide in the bathroom to be alone!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 00:57 by gb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Does the career advice, "Come early on your first day" apply in the porn business?
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:22 by GB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Man Ive been sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, have a stuffy head, and a fever... is there any kind of medication that I can take for that and it will help me rest???
←Rate | 03-04-2010 12:24 by gb Comments (0)  

   messageicon I heard Cialis has a new spokesman... Randy Johnson!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 13:52 by gb Comments (0)  

   messageicon The vet confirmed my dog is now officially lame. I'll start walking her in Ed Hardy gear then
←Rate | 12-28-2009 20:18 by GB Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks there should be a Shart Week!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 13:15 by gb Comments (7)  

   messageicon Perfect day today... I think i'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's calling my name! I just can't stay inside all day! I gotta get out, get me some of those rays!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 13:50 by gb Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just bent down to pet my cat, and it wasn't my cat. It turns out to be a sweater crumbled on the floor. I need better glasses!
←Rate | 07-28-2010 13:16 by gb Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its so hot outside right now that I'm getting hot flashes... and I'm a man!
←Rate | 08-22-2010 23:08 by gb Comments (1)  

   messageicon Its says "omg Cholesterol" on my Box of Honey Nut Cheerios... is that bad???
←Rate | 06-10-2010 13:48 by GB Comments (0)  


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