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   messageicon Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out but the only way I can shut the B*tch up is with cookies.
←Rate | 08-19-2010 15:12 by cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go ahead 'like' my day!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 00:58 by Cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're good looking and you know it click the 'LIKE' button.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 09:32 by Cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Kid's Lemonade Stands would make more money if they started selling Mike's Hard Lemonade
←Rate | 08-12-2010 12:48 by Cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the "You've Won The Nigerian Lottery" to these "Libido Sex Pill Enhancer" emails I should be leading quite the life.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 11:17 by cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: No, I'm not feeling violent.... I'm feeling creative with weapons
←Rate | 03-27-2012 12:20 by cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If God had wanted Mexicans to rule the world he wouldn't have invented Tequila ~ Happy Cinco De Mayo
←Rate | 05-05-2010 12:41 by cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed drink lots of Margaritas and blame that on your inadequacies.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 10:31 by Cindy Comments (0)  


   messageicon put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 12:18 by cindy Comments (0)  



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