hump day Funny Status Messages

   I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.

   thinks we should all deal with things like dogs: if you can't eat it, sniff it, or hump it, then piss on it and walk away!!

   Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax.

   I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.

   Yeah, yeah. It's Hump Day, but get off my leg, please. I don't like you that much.

   You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg

   Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!

   you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg

   : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.

   i know its hump day but get off my leg.

   treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

   Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!

   its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?

   will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(

   was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?

   I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.

   Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.

   ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...