love Funny Status Messages

   That moment when you wake up the next morning laying in bed next to the one you just fell in love with and you lay there trying to remember their name? GOD I MISS MY 20'S!

   People in love use phrases like “takes my breath away” and “swept me off my feet”. I think they’re confusing love with attempted murder.

   What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."

   Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.

   If you don't take 500 selfies a day, do you even love yourself?

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back hunt them down and beat the snot out of them.

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back, txt them when your drunk...

   If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.

   If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.

   I'm pretty sure Facebook is marriage: lots of falling in love and zero sex

   Love can be such a beautiful torture...

   Dad please dont mess my hair up and say 'love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now

   If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?

   I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

   Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.

   There are some souls you meet and you know right away you'll love them forever and laugh together in heaven or fry together in hell.

   I'd do anything for love... except get married.

   Just made a batch of my super spicy 3 jalapeno chili. MILF! And by MILF I mean Man I Love to Fart!!

   Dear coworker who just microwaved hobo feet for lunch,,,, We hate you.. Love Stanley

   Kanye West is being sued by a woman who claims to have given birth to his love child. Kanye took it all in stride, however, since he has a history of being in "arrears" with other women