love Funny Status Messages

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back hunt them down and beat the snot out of them.

   If you love someone set them free, if they don't come back, txt them when your drunk...

   If you can’t love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot.

   If you love something... set it free. Maybe not dogs with rabies, though.

   I'm pretty sure Facebook is marriage: lots of falling in love and zero sex

   Love can be such a beautiful torture...

   Dad please dont mess my hair up and say 'love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now

   If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?

   I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.

   Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.

   There are some souls you meet and you know right away you'll love them forever and laugh together in heaven or fry together in hell.

   I'd do anything for love... except get married.

   Just made a batch of my super spicy 3 jalapeno chili. MILF! And by MILF I mean Man I Love to Fart!!

   Dear coworker who just microwaved hobo feet for lunch,,,, We hate you.. Love Stanley

   Kanye West is being sued by a woman who claims to have given birth to his love child. Kanye took it all in stride, however, since he has a history of being in "arrears" with other women

   Your "I Love My Wife" bumper sticker simply means you'd lose a fistfight against a loaf of bread.

   I love to laugh but on this day I am remembering the Love and Sacrifice that Jesus did so that we could be saved.Amen !!

   All you need to find true love is a gun, some rope and duct tape.

   If king Joffery of GoT and Justin Bieber were to be in a sinking ship, what colour of wet paint would you love to watch dry?

   Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!